Get to know me!

Hi there, I’m so glad you want to know more!

While I got your attention, I am into the following! Video games and cartoons, playing skee ball all night, playing my bass guitar, making clothes and lingerie out of other clothes, skateboarding, drawing and animating, and shaking this goose every which way but loose!

Making a genuine connection is what I seek to do with every interaction, cus when we know one another we can appreciate each other on a deeper level.

Weirdos are the universe’s gift and I might be the queen of them. Maybe you are too? I’m looking to share my two ears for listening and ten fingers for jazz hands in exchange for some presents. Do you like rolling around? Let’s go skate together!

For real though, people aren’t excellent enough to one another. We should be. I’m into finding genuinely NICE folks, real adventurers, mycelium connected, bird watching, honest to goodness real down to earth head in the clouds dreamers, doers, and layabouts too. I think everyone has intrinsic value. I do my best to inspire joy wherever I go. My job isn’t done until you believe you’re as cool as I know you are.

I’m sweet and a little silly, with boundless enthusiasm and energy to boot. You’ll feel comfortable slipping me on (or me slipping into you!) like a pair of sexy galoshes. I’m very patient and understanding, gentle for first timers and still novel for the experienced.

I want you to tell me how we can make our time together special! Got a fantasy or favorite clip you want to recreate? Send me a link, we can turn it into reality! I’m a real giver and love doing a good job – call me your good girl and I’ll melt!

I value discretion and respect your right to privacy. Open to signing NDAs. Need me to sneak into your hotel room with a keycard you’ve hidden? Consider me a ninja. Not only do I guard anything that happens in a session like a secret agent, I also bang like a bonified super spy!

I see a low volume of clients so that I can give my all during a booking. Booking for multiple hours gives us a chance to vibe and get comfortable with each other without rushing things. Clients who have seen me for extended visits have all confessed it had been one of the most memorable experiences connecting with someone they’ve ever had (which makes me bashful, omg you guys are making me blush!)

I love to go out on dates too! Take me out to dinner, to a concert, wherever you want to go, and I’ll make sure it’s unforgettable. I love talking to fellow musicians and music lovers, artists and crafters, skateboarders and athletes, creatives in general, and about anything absurd. I’m self taught in a number of interesting disciplines and can hold my own in conversation, but love to listen and be taught a thing or two!

I welcome everyone regardless of your skin color, body type, age, disabilities, neurodiversities, and whatever other things society has invented to try and divide us. Let’s make some magic together and create the energy this world deserves!